![]() 10/22/2013 at 22:28 Filed to: Craigslist | ![]() | ![]() |
1) Pick a random Craigslist site
2) close your eyes and scroll halfway down the first page of listings (with pictures)
3) click on the first ad you see
4) Congrats. you get to daily drive the _________ for the rest of the year
5) comment below what you find
My results:
http://fortdodge.craigslist.org/cto/4144895664
I got a 1994 GMC boom Truck hailing from Ruthven Iowa. The way I see it:
Positives:
It has a 454
Manual!
Can run on propane
not a whole lot of serious rust
never seen a 90s GM truck interior this clean on CL
It's a freaking bucket truck, the possibilities are endless
Negatives:
Eventually I'll have to pay for gas
Vinyl seat and no radio = not ideal for road trips
Not the best vehicle for taking a girl on a date
costs $6.5 grand
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I just got this. Dear lord.
http://lethbridge.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicle
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http://nashville.craigslist.org/cto/4109029174
I don't know if this is good or bad...
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http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/cto/414590
Positives:
Leather Seats
Maybe equipment, no clue there is no description.
Looks to be in great shape.
$1500
Negatives:
Not the most exciting car in the world.
Again not sure, all it tells me are the miles.
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Uhhh............
Pros : None?
Cons : No way I can DD in winter.
Here's the listing .
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He wants 10 grand ? That's like 2 Miatas.
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Not bad, I get a Caddy.
http://qc.kijiji.ca/c-autos-et-veh
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Chose Dallas, because why not?
With my eyes closed, I couldn't tell when I was half way, so I ended up at the bottom of the page with...
...a 2013 Jaguar XF with less than 2,500 miles on it.
Luck of the draw?
Pros: Just about everything about it.
Cons: Listing doesn't have much detail, $44,000
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http://knoxville.craigslist.org/ctd/4145876595
Pros: Probably really comfortable
can carry a lot of people
navigation!
4wd!
Cons: HUGE MASSIVE
Terrible gas mileage
not fun to drive at all
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Boom rig? That's what I need for filming.
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http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicle
Pros:
Lots of space
Not a terrible price
Stealthy
Cons:
Heavy
Slow
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or 5 Crown Vic Police Interceptors
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I guess we can be STS buddies...
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Well, I can live with this
http://cnj.craigslist.org/ctd/4145901710
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http://greenville.craigslist.org/ctd/4145762084
Pardon me while I go buy a lottery ticket.
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Okay, no one is going to believe me.
I live in MD, figured I would pick a random City, Houston, then why not Galvston??. Close my eyes and my curser is on this guy. http://galveston.craigslist.org/cto/4120738720
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I mean I have a Sonoma, but dear lord that's a monstrosity. Miata good, always good.
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I had no idea that even existed
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This game is awesome! This is what I ended up with ....
2000 Pontiac Bonneville
Pros:
- Seems extra clean
- Reliable 3800 Series II
- Seems well-maintained
Cons:
- It's not a GTO
- Can't see exterior cosmetics
- Not the most flattering car
EDIT: Here's the listing http://siouxfalls.craigslist.org/cto/4128500143
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Is it a bad thing that I needed to look at this listing three times to make sure that there were indeed the words "S-10" and "Convertible" in the same sentence?
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http://boulder.craigslist.org/ctd/4145694840
You know what? Of all the possibilities, I like this.
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I dunno, I bet you could have a great night on the town with that. Just, uh, don't let the valet park it.
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Wow. Great color combo
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And now I'm stuck with it! :)
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http://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/4137232433
What even is this?
Pros:
redneck/gangsta wheels
it will probably run forever
i've never seen one
Cons:
everything else
That windshield banner will get pretty inaccurate pretty fast.
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Ask him if you can pay him in facepaint and faygo.
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Um....
http://dubuque.craigslist.org/cto/4127361779
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Its a sentence no one should ever use, like "shaving" and "Tom Selleck"
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I think it's good moment to post this.
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Chevy Trailblazer.
I'm become a soccer mom!
noooooooooo!
http://tuscaloosa.craigslist.org/ctd/4104678948
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This is out of my comfort zone:
http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/4145944296
Pros: It looks near-mint. Convertibles pick up chicks, right?
Cons: Doesn't mention if it's the V6 engine or one of the V8 options. Will need a marina to dock it by. Has more wheels than gears in the transmission. Does not already have sweet hydraulics on it. I can already feel OPEC eyeing my bank account as I cruise by gas stations. He wants ten grand?? I could buy all that shit Vin Diesel talks about in Fast and the Furious 1 for that price...
Verdict: I would blast "Love Shack" by The B-52s at all times. Oh, I forgot one other point in its favor: FR hooning possibilities.
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It might be a little tricky in the winter.
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http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/ctd/414623 WHY ME???
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I wonder what kind of person owns that. It's nice and shiny and in front of a big house. But then again it's a Buick LeSabre with cheesy rims
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Fisher Price edition?
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On the bright side at least you get to use the car pool lane
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I'm guessing a old guy who is REALLY REALLY into GM.
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Crap!
http://orlando.craigslist.org/ctd/4144763399
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http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/cto/416479
NOOOOOOO!!! its too pretty might hurt it. then again i should probably stop aiming for animals on the highway
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hahaha i got a mini van
http://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/ctd/416233